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Hindi Happy Diwali SMS: Ram ji
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali Happy Deepawali sms, Happy Diwali 2009 SMS

Humour sms msgs: WOW
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW ! Humour/funny sms messages

Funny/flirting Boy-vs-Girl SMS : behan
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dosri shadi karogi? Girl: nai me apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi Girl: agar me mar gayi to? Boy: Me bhi tumari BEHAN ke sath rehlonga

Funny sms message: father in law
 law professor ask the student_ which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business? student replies : father in law

Husband-wife and the Gay criminal
 A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom. Husband told Wife “Satisfy him or he will Kill Us, Be strong I LOVE YOU.” Wife said: He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY , need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG I LOVE YOU TO… husband: WTF Funny Orkut scraps, Orkut MSGs

Happy Diwali SMS in sanskrit: Namustute
Shubham karoti kalyanam, arogram dhana sampada, shatru buddhi vinashay, deepamjyoti namostute Wishing u n yr family very HAPPY DIWALI Happy Diwali SMS msg

Hindi-English: Hinglish SMS messages: Sab kuch
U may b out of my nazar, But u r not out of my dil. U may b out of my reach, But u r not out of my soch. I may b kuch bi nahin 2 u, But u’re always sab kuch 2 me! Hindlish sms message, Love sms, lovely sms msg

Teasing SMS: Boy-girl : Harkat
BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!! Girl : Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahin karogay? Boy : Nahi Girl: Phir rehnedo kya faida !

Hindi Love sms: Appko Mile khusi
Aapki Zindagi mein kabhi koi gam na ho Aapki Aankhe kabhi nam na ho Aapko mile Zindagi ki har khushi Bhalehi uss khushi mein hum na ho.

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1.school ------- yaadein

2.principal ------ Jaani Dushman

3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi

4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna

5.course -------- godzilla

6.exams -------- kalyug

7.examination hall---- chamber of secret

8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak

9. question paper --------- paheli

10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz

11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke

12. paper out ---------- plan

13.examiner ------------- the killer

14.last exam ----------- independence day

15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon

16.marks ----------- assambhav

17.result ----------- murder

18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar

19. fail ----------- devdas

20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta

21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi.

Cash Withdrawal from ATM

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

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How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on.

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BOY-UtaroGRL-Muje dar lagta haiB-Me hu na utaroG-Nhi koi dekh legaB-koi nhi dekh rha utaroG-par.B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi...



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Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai



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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.


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Fact of clasroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.Kyunki usse dar hai k tum usse jyada jante ho...!!!Always Be +ve.


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Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,Bit gaya waqt to yad karke rote hi jaoge,Karna hi h to padhayi karo,Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge.


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What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty


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Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI



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Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked!


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Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai


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