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BOY-UtaroGRL-Muje dar lagta haiB-Me hu na utaroG-Nhi koi dekh legaB-koi nhi dekh rha utaroG-par.B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi...



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Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai



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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.


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Fact of clasroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.Kyunki usse dar hai k tum usse jyada jante ho...!!!Always Be +ve.


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Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,Bit gaya waqt to yad karke rote hi jaoge,Karna hi h to padhayi karo,Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge.


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What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty


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Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI



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Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked!


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Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai


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